MASTER OF HIS OWN DOMAIN

Don't do this at home kiddies

Oh this is great, dude gets charged with masturbating in public, only catch is he was in his own home, chief witness for the prosecution - his neighbours - "observed Mr Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police."
Bahahaha isn't perving on your neighbour a crime??!!

Beer!!! is there anything it can't do??

*Beer saves man from avalanche*


From correspondents in Bratislava, January 31, 2005

A SLOVAK man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in Slovakia's Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out with his hands. But he realised the snow was falling faster than he could dig. and would soon fill his car. Advertisement: He had 60 500ml bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it. "It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt," he said later. "But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful."

You sir are a legend!!

Poiwter Pan

Oh! This guy rocks, It's not everyone who can pull off the green satin look!!

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