My views on V Moto scooters are public knowledge (avid readers of my blog will be aware, both of them). To refresh, click here and here.

Yesterday I saw this .....


.... probably the lamest attempt I have seen yet to make a V Moto look like this a Vespa from the 60's, but it never will because it is a piece of crap plastic scooter from 2005. Putting mirrors down the front of your V Moto and aerials down the back will not alter the fact that it is a friggen V Moto.

Fuck I hate em