YOU IS FOREIGN YES

I had reason to remember this today
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A conversation my ex and I had with a guy in a bank in Washington DC
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Guy 1 in the queue "wow that accent where you guys from?"
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Us "Australia"
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Guy 1 "Where?"
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Us "Australia"
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Guy 1 "Oh down South America way?"
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Us "Um, no"
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Guy 2 pipes in "You know man, Sydney, where they had the Olympics"
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Guy 1 "Ahh yeah that's off the coast of Canada right?"
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/facepalm
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Don't get me wrong I like Americans, half of em anyway. I loved visiting there and I want to go back, just not right now. Their problem is just that they're governed by a bunch of fools and around half the population are blind easily led unworldly fools. But hey that's the same here yeah? Cept we know where the US of A is.

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