PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT

Please take a moment to read the safety card in your seat pocket. It's full of handy life tips...

Colin
Colin's abnormally large belt buckle made it somewhat difficult to have his seatbelt fastened for the entire flight
Drink the child?
Drink the children
Edith
Flying with an infant drove Edith to incredible despair
Steven
As far as the circle were concerned, Steven's endless small talk made him the obvious choice to be the first sacrificed to the sharks

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